The Chronicles of Narnia, sound kewl eyh! Check out the poster’s two thumbs up. To me, it’s a disappointment! The whole epic is about four kids wondering of in their wardhrobe and discovered that its a gateway to a different world called Narnia. Then, it turned out that Narnia’s in some sort of war and that these children are suppose to be the heroes to save Narnia. It’s that simple. He’re the lame part. Trust me, it’s lame. It’s not good as you think it is. Allow me to go through the details. Basically, Narnia’s just like a compilation of all the block buster movies there is, i mean it’s like a copy cat, a photostated book except that it’s got everything in one book. First thing, kids wondering around and got themselves into a magical world of Narnia where animals talk. I mean, Harry Potter’s been there. These kids are the chosen ones, what are the odds? You’re new to this world, you’re different, and all of the sudden all FOUR of you are the chosen ones. Enought with the chosen ones already. They were suppose to follow the prophercy or sumthin sayin that they are to help narnia restore peace. Where have we heard this before? Neo’s a chosen one, according to the Matrix’s prophecy, and there’s war. Anakin was a chosen one to, that’s what Quaigon said and the movie’s called starwars. Even lord of the Rings have Frodo as the chosen ring bearer, to destroy it and restore peace for middle earth. C’mon, dont u guys have any other story line!? Even the script’s lame. Trust me, the scripts are simply straight forward, you can figure out what the other person’s gonna say, thus it makes the script lame. Check this out, Santa came over to visit the children and gave em gifts. Guess what Santa gave em….weapons for war. I mean it’s a perfect lil girl’s bed time story with santa comin over to give you gifts. Not just any gifts. Bows and arrows, swords, and yadayadaya what eva. So anywayz, there’s Aslan the leader and true ruler of Narnia. He’s like this prof. dumbledore, or master yoda, or morpheus, or the oracle or some sort. He’s da wise one. Da thing is he died, and the came back to life to help win the war. i mean, c’mon!! This is so hindustan. Thing’s came back to life, and then he just blows at dead people and they’re alive again and then help to win the war. Even neo died and he surely did not came back. The war scene, trust me it’s nothing like Lord of the Rings. It’s just a simple on a field war with a few strang lookin bad guys with horns, bull look alike and etc. The one leading the war, is the eldes brother of the four whom has no idea on how to properly hold a sword. He infact was the one leading the war replacing aslan(the dead sekejap lion). Of course, you know it later that Aslan came with backup from the dead that he blew and win the war. Witch died and there’s peace. As simple as that! All four crowned as Kings and Queens. So much like lord of the rings, but Frodo and the other hobbits was bowed by the others including the king instead of being crowned as the king. I thought Aslan was the rightful true king of Narnia. I mean, the whole movie is a complete happy ending fantacy world. I guess, you cant blame the guy’s who’s writing the story. If im not mistaken, it was during world war 2 that he wrote this fantacy world of his to escape from the terrors of war. It’s a three hour movie, but the story line’s simple and short. All i can say is that, Narnia’s a disappointment. What a lame movie to watch. I wish i can get my rm 20 back.